{"id":12872,"date":"2016-10-26T12:20:44","date_gmt":"2016-10-26T16:20:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lecarrefourdesopinions.ca\/?p=12872"},"modified":"2016-10-26T12:20:44","modified_gmt":"2016-10-26T16:20:44","slug":"verite-sou-tanbou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lecarrefourdesopinions.ca\/?p=12872","title":{"rendered":"\u00ab V\u00e9rit\u00e9 sou tanbou \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00ab V\u00e9rit\u00e9 sou tanbou \u00bb\u00a0<\/span><\/h1>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

par Serge H.Moise<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Je parle \u00e9videmment cr\u00e9ole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je respire toujours en cr\u00e9ole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je vibre surtout en cr\u00e9ole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et il m\u2019arrive cependant<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

De fredonner en dansant<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Que dis-je me d\u00e9hanchant<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En plein soleil couchant<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Way manman!\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

II<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Quand je me mets \u00e0 crier<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Woy! Kouman nou y\u00e9!\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je suis dans le protocole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

De notre succulent cr\u00e9ole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et je suis bien dans ma peau<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Quand je dis nos gros mots<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

III<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je te vois esp\u00e8ce de pervers<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

T’exciter de ces vilains vers<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c1 faire piquer une crise de nerfs<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et tourner tes trippes \u00e0 l\u2019envers<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

IV<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elles sont pleines de solitaires<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Qui sont encore tr\u00e8s solidaires<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En lieu et place de ton hougan<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Qui te remettrait en pimpant<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ton toubib qui te gruge<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Te prescrira un vermifuge<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

V<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je ne suis certainement pas fou<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En disant sur un ton tr\u00e8s mou<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Vas-y! Tue-moi chouchou!\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Demande alors \u00e0 Alfredo<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

S\u2019il existe de plus doux mot<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Dans son excellent credo<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mis \u00e0 part\u00a0: Ayibobo!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

VI<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

J\u2019ai sillonn\u00e9 la m\u00e9tropole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En \u00e9vitant toute n\u00e9cropole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Fuyant certaines esp\u00e8ces<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Le genre du sieur Lucr\u00e8ce<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et je fais l\u2019amour en cr\u00e9ole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

De mani\u00e8re plut\u00f4t frivole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et elle me dit mine de rien<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Ch\u00e9ri plein bol mwen!\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

VII<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ma vie est certes cr\u00e9ole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je veux mourir en cr\u00e9ole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et il n\u2019y a rien de tr\u00e8s dr\u00f4le<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Car ce n\u2019est pas une parabole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Encor moins une vaine parole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

VIII<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je n\u2019ai jamais eu la frousse<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

De dire dans sa frimousse<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Alaw ou fout dous\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Car cette douceur r\u00e9elle<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Dans la langue maternelle<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

S\u2019exprime beaucoup mieux<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et fait bien plus amoureux<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

IX<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Cela me fait tourner en rond<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ai-je donc l\u2019air tellement con<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Que je pourrais m\u2019\u00e9vanouir<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Au premier doux soupir<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

X<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je me perds en conjectures<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et avec toutes ces fioritures<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tant pis si je me fais maudire<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Car ce que j\u2019aimerais te dire<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Si t\u2019es encor ha\u00eftien dans l’\u00e2me<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

De ne pas utiliser ce mot inf\u00e2me<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Dans le genre qui dit tout bas<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Pito nou l\u00e8d nou l\u00e0\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

XI<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tu connais bien Paul \u00c9luard<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mais pas notre Carl Brouard<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

S\u2019agissant de Marcel Bichotte<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Te voil\u00e0 donc B\u00e8b\u00e8 chochotte<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

XII<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tu ne parles que de Mozart<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mais le grand Edner Guignard<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ou encore Antalcidas Murat<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

H\u00e9las tu ne t\u2019en souviens pas<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mais la belle \u00c9meline Michel<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Avec elle tu irais bien au ciel<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et Anna Pierre donne le ton<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Lap m\u00e9t\u00e9 suk sou bonbon’w\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

XIII<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Que dire du cher \u00c9mile Roumer<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Sans oublier notre Aim\u00e9 C\u00e9saire<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mais toi tu pr\u00e9f\u00e8res Aznavour<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Avec sa belle voix de velours<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Alors l\u2019inoubliable Pierre Blain<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Ti mal wa gen tan konnen\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

XIV<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Justin Lh\u00e9risson et Othello Bayard<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ne te rendront pas trop bavard<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mais parler de Gilbert B\u00e9caud<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et tu feras certainement \u00e9cho<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

XV<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je voudrais tout faire en cr\u00e9ole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Et admirant nos beaut\u00e9s cr\u00e9oles<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Leur dire qu\u2019elles sont superbes<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

M\u00eame si des mauvaises herbes<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Laisseraient croire le contraire<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Elles n\u2019auront pas \u00e0 s\u2019en faire<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

XVI<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A l\u2019approche de l\u2019andropause<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je voudrais faire une pause<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En po\u00e9sie ou alors en prose<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Car il faut bien qu\u2019on en cause<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

XVII<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Je voudrais \u00e9crire en cr\u00e9ole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Une belle cantate \u00e0 mon idole<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mais en cr\u00e9ole mon \u00e9criture bidon<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A fait de moi h\u00e9las un v\u00e9ritable con<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

———–<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

SHM av.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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