{"id":11608,"date":"2015-07-08T16:13:32","date_gmt":"2015-07-08T20:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lecarrefourdesopinions.ca\/?p=11608"},"modified":"2015-07-08T17:20:14","modified_gmt":"2015-07-08T21:20:14","slug":"elucubrations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lecarrefourdesopinions.ca\/?p=11608","title":{"rendered":"\u00ab \u00c9lucubrations \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #ff0000;\">\u00ab\u00a0\u00c9lucubrations\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Quand je fais le politicien<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je parle fort et ne dis rien<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Mais aussit\u00f4t que je souris<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Tout le monde applaudit<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>II<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Quand c\u2019est moi le vautour<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je fais alors des mamours<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>A toutes les douces femelles<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>\u00c9videmment les plus belles<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>III<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Quand je fais le braconnier<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>J\u2019\u00e9vite donc tous les charniers<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Et si d\u2019aventure je vois rouge<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je tire sur tout ce qui bouge<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>IV<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Quand c\u2019est moi le charmeur<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Pour \u00eatre de bonne humeur<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Comme un masque de cire<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je m&rsquo;efforce de sourire<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>V<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Quand je deviens le tombeur<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je parle d\u2019un certain bonheur<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Dont je d\u00e9tiens seul le secret<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Mais que je suis plut\u00f4t discret<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>VI<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Quand c\u2019est moi le banquier<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je conserve bien le papier<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>A moi les pr\u00e9cieuses factures<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Et \u00e0 toi les petites blessures<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>VII<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Alors quand je fais l\u2019avocat<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Am\u00e8ne-moi ton d\u00e9licat cas<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je te donnerai satisfaction<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Si tu respectes la facturation<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>VIII<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Si je deviens docteur<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>A moi ton petit c\u0153ur<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je gu\u00e9ris ton bobo<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Ailleurs vas faire dodo<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>IX<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Et quand je fais l\u2019huissier<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Avec tous mes papiers<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je te mets en demeure<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je vide alors ta demeure<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Et tant pis si tu en meurs<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>X<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Quand je suis dans la flicaille<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je rase les murs et murailles<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Pour te refiler un ticket<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Toi tu attrapes le hoquet<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>XI<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Si je suis l\u2019honorable juge<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Il faut bien que je te gruge<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Il n\u2019y a rien d\u2019autre \u00e0 faire<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Pour gagner mon salaire<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>XII<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Si syndicaliste je fais la pute<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Faudra pas qu\u2019on m\u2019impute<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>De faire tant de racolage<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Avec tout mon bavardage<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>XIII<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Quand tenancier de bar<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je fais donc mon bazar<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je ne veux certes aucun fax<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Car elles sont pay\u00e9es mes taxes<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>XIV<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Moi le redoutable procureur<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Si tu peux \u00eatre beau joueur<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Avec la bonne r\u00e9plique<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Te voil\u00e0 si ang\u00e9lique<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>XV<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Et puis directeur d\u2019\u00e9cole<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Revoyons le protocole<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Les profs sont bien trop sages<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Un pied au cul au passage<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Et c&rsquo;est fini le d\u00e9crochage<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>XVI<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Moi le premier ministre<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Je dis que j\u2019administre<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Et quand il y a une pause<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Que celui qui s\u2019y oppose<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>En dise enfin la cause<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Si ce n\u2019est pas pour la chose<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>XVII<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Alors je deviens pr\u00e9dicateur<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Et je d\u00e9teste les provocateurs<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Qui osent dire le contraire<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>De ce que je commande de faire<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>XVIII<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Et pour \u00eatre \u00e9conomiste<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Ne me traite pas de fumiste<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Mon affaire ce n\u2019est pas la crise<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Je ne m\u2019occupe que des prises<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>XIX<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Et si je deviens magicien<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Pour un monde plus serein<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>R\u00e9\u00e9duquer tous ces cr\u00e9tins<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Fera partie de mon quotidien<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>XX<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Toutes ces divagations<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Nous mettent en condition<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Plus on rit plus on s\u2019amuse<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Sylfaen, serif;\"><span>Avec le po\u00e8te et sa muse<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 align=\"justify\"><\/h3>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\nvar addthis_config = {\"data_track_clickback\":false,\"data_track_addressbar\":false,\"data_track_textcopy\":false};\n<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/s7.addthis.com\/js\/250\/addthis_widget.js#pubid=a457a6d63fb9e6ccabdde4110343bd85\"><\/script>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #ff0000;\">\u00ab\u00a0\u00c9lucubrations\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Quand je fais le politicien<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je parle fort et ne dis rien<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Mais aussit\u00f4t que je souris<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Tout le monde applaudit<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>II<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Quand c\u2019est moi le vautour<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>Je fais alors des mamours<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span>A toutes 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